Tony Stark: I’m glad you brought this up, ’cause it’s nothing. Pepper Potts: If you wanted to have a kid, you wouldn’t have done that. Pepper Potts: So you woke up, and thought that we were… Apropos of that, last night, I dreamt, we had a kid. Tony Stark: Right! That’s the point I’m trying to make. And then you wake up, and in real life you actually have to pee. Tony Stark: Okay, and then you’re like, “Oh my god, there’s no bathroom, what am I gonna do?” “Oh! Someone’s watching.” “I’m gonna go in my pants.” Tony Stark: Look, you know how you’re having a dream, and in the dream you gotta pee?
Wong: Oh, wait, wait, wait, I think I have 200.īruce Banner: Thanos is coming. Take a quick look at some of the most anticipated movies coming. Stars from 'Avengers: Infinity War,' including Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Mackie, Tom Holland, Benedict Cumberbatch, Winston Duke and Sebastian Stan, sit down with Fandango to reveal which castmate is most like an Infinity Stone. Maybe they’ll make you a metaphysical Ham on Rye. It feels like an infinity amount of info, but worth it. Wong: Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.ĭoctor Strange: I’ll tell the guys at the deli. ĭoctor Strange: Seriously? You don’t have any money? Thanos: “Undying.” You should choose your words more carefully. I, Loki, Prince of Asgard… Odinson… The rightful King of Jotunheim, God of Mischief, do hereby pledge to you, my undying fidelity. Thanos: If you consider failure experience… I do have a bit of experience in that arena. Loki: If I might, interject… If you’re going to Earth, you might want a guide. Proxima Midnight: Father, we will not fail you. Find them, my children, and bring them to me on Titan. Thanos: There are two more Stones on Earth. No other being has ever had the might, nay the nobility, to wield not one, but two Infinity Stones. My humble personage… bows before your grandeur. Thor: NO!!! You’re going to die for that!Įbony Maw: Shhhh. Heimdall: Allfathers… let the dark magic flow through me one last… time. Loki: Well, for one thing: I’m not Asgardian. Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian. Loki: I assure you, brother, the Sun will shine on us again. Thanos: The Tesseract, or your brother’s head. To feel so desperately that you’re right… yet to fail, nonetheless. Smile…For even in death, you have become Children of Thanos. Universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan. Our crew is made up of Asgardian families, we have very few soldiers here! This is not a war craft, I repeat, this is not a war craft!Įbony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice. Avengers: Infinity War Looks Like the Biggest and Darkest Marvel Movie Yet Watch the first amazing trailer that assembles just about every hero put on screen. : This is the Asgardian refugee vessel Statesman! We are under assault, I repeat, we are under assault – The engines are dead, life support failing! Requesting aid from any vessel within range…We are 22 jump points out of Asgard.